There is a chance - a chance that's only slightly higher than zero, but a chance nonetheless - that I'll return to the ell-jay. I'll have a very specific purpose in mind with it, and I'll continually point people towards the big-blog, but I actually have a purpose I could use this thing for.

So if you've never deleted the link to this thing, and if I'm still on your friends-list for some reason God would only know, yeah, stick with me a little while longer.

Meanwhile, if I do decide to use this thing, here's a preview.

Does Chill Pastor have anything to do with this format? Is Hillary Clinton the most insufferable presidential candidate in American history?

(Yes, the answer to both questions is "yes.")